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Englishmen Abroad

The Wall Street Journal was good enough to ask me to list a few books which have been meaningful to me. I chose the theme Englishmen Abroad, having lived away from England since 1998.

You can read the piece here.

And happy holidays.

Are MBA MOOCs any good?

I reviewed Wharton’s free MBA MOOCs and a couple of others in the FT last week.

There’s real promise in these things, but a way to go yet. Still a lot of content dumping with not enough consideration of how students might actually complete the courses, or what collectively they add up to. A real MBA alternative, for free? Something employers take seriously? Or are the big MBA programs just doing what those threatened with disruption always do, push out a few experiments in the hope that’ll be enough to stop the threat?

One of my favorites, the ultra-deadpan Christian Terwiesch on Operations Management.

How Obama learned to sell in 2012

A fascinating extract from Mark Halperin and John Heileman’s Double Down in New York magazine this week explains how the President and his team corrected course after the debacle of the first debate vs. Obama. It’s a powerful lesson in how everyone can benefit from ruthless self-examination and outside scrutiny. How our instincts can betray us. And how to present yourself under the very brightest stage lights.

As Halperin and Heileman tell it, Obama was reeling after the first debate. Romney had beaten him soundly and the polls were showing it. But in private prep sessions for the next debate, the President seemed disengaged, rambling, haughty. He used the classic bad salesman’s excuse: “I’m a naturally polite person.” His team feared another fiasco would sink the campaign. They presented him a memo to remind of “the Six A’s” vital to debating:

Advocate (don’t explain)




Answers with principles and values

Allow your self to take advantage of openings

Halperin and Heilemann are skilled storytellers, and the story is framed very much as one of triumph over impending disaster, and reflects very well on the President and his team, who evidently told the writers this story. That said, the President recognized he was having trouble in these debates. He tells his staff he cannot just perform. He’s a lawyer by nature and training. He likes to be logical. He resents the fakery of these debates.

It’s against my instincts just to perform. It’s easy for me to slip back into what I know, which is basically to dissect arguments. I think when I talk. It can be halting. I start slow. It’s hard for me to just go into my answer. I’m having to teach my brain to function differently. I’m left-handed; this is like you’re asking me to start writing right-handed.

In the subsequent training sessions, Obama did improve. When he started to digress, his advisors yelled “Fast and hammy!” to keep him on track. And fast and hammy he was.

One paragraph in the book really caught my attention, and applies just as well to sales as it does to politics. Sales is often the last thing you have to do, after all the hard work of developing a product. So it’s worth taking the time to get it right. Here’s how Ron Klain explained the debates to the President:

Klain employed a sports analogy. The Tennessee Titans lost the Super Bowl a couple of years ago because their guy got tackled on the one-yard line, he said – the one-yard line! That’s where we are. The hardest thing for any candidate in a debate is to know the substance. You have that down cold. All we need is a little more effort on performance. You need to go in there and talk as fast as you can. You need to add a little schmaltz, talk about stuff the way that people want to hear it. This isn’t about starting from scratch. We’ve got most of it right. The part we have left to get right is small. But as the Titans proved, small can mean the difference between winning and losing.

Knowing the substance is one thing. Adding the sauce of sales may not be what you want to do, but without it you’ll be at least one yard short.

Where to find all of human knowledge

Where to find all of human knowledge

Was sent this logically indisputable Tweet by my friend Kevin Hall today. Thank you @James_Kpatrick, champion Oxford logician.

Life is a big grinder sale

Selling them is the same

Selling them is the same

Everyone has to learn to sell, even New York Times bestselling authors like Elizabeth Gilbert. In fact, her sales skills were a big part of what made her such a success. I read Eat Pray Love when I was getting ready to write Ahead of the Curve, my book about Harvard Business School and trying to figure out how to write a memoir. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Gilbert was wonderful company all the way through her strange journey – and I subsequently read her earlier book The Last American Man, about Eustace Conway, which is flat-out great.

She was profiled in the NYTimes magazine last week by Steve Almond, and the piece started with a story about selling:

When Elizabeth Gilbert was in fourth grade, her teacher, Ms. Sandie Carpenter, announced a fund-raiser. Students were asked to sell grinders — New Englandese for “sub sandwiches” — to pay for a class trip. There was never any question whether Gilbert would participate. Still, door-to-door sales of a perishable foodstuff can prove intimidating, even to a zealous 9-year-old.

So her mother, Carole, initiated a training program. She made Gilbert go outside and close the front door. Gilbert then had to knock, introduce herself and explain what she was selling and why. “Our family’s going on vacation next week,” Carole might announce. “What if we want the grinders two weeks from now?” To which Gilbert would generally respond, “I don’t know!” and start crying. “Back it up,” her mother would say. “Try it again. Get it right, kid.” And close the door.

They did this, Gilbert recalls, for what felt like a whole afternoon.

A decade and a half later, Gilbert took an elevator up to the offices of Spin magazine to ask for a job. Her only connection at the magazine was having met the publisher, Bob Guccione Jr., at a party once. She had no experience as a journalist — her degree from N.Y.U. was in international relations — and enough good sense to be terrified. The doors to the elevator opened. Gilbert took a deep breath. Come on, she told herself. You’re Carole Gilbert’s daughter. Go do this!

The receptionist was, to put it gently, unmoved by her appeal. A concerned secretary appeared, then a personal assistant. Gilbert politely refused to budge. Guccione eventually agreed to see her but had no recollection of having met her. Look, he said finally, my assistant is going out of town for three days. You can do his job. At the end of this stint, Guccione pulled out his wallet, handed Gilbert 300 bucks and wished her good luck.

Some months later, Gilbert placed her first short story in Esquire, which published it with the subtitle “the debut of an American writer.” She sent the story to Guccione with a note that read, “I told you I was a writer!” He called and offered her an assignment on the spot.

The lesson was obvious. Life was just a big grinder sale. Your job was to knock on the door and not to leave until your ambitions were met.

I recently spoke to an audience of interior decorators in Naples, Florida about selling. They’re not selling books or articles, or grinders, but visions of what people’s homes can look like. Many had chosen their profession because they loved the products and the work of designing, but once in it found it was a business and they had to sell. Finding a way to do that, to treat selling as the means to turning your passions into a living, as Gilbert has done, is really the whole trick.

Cal Worthington – sometimes all it takes is a jingle

ImageA wonderful obituary in today’s NYTimes of Cal Worthington, a car dealer and salesman who for decades bombarded California with his madcap television commercials. 

Like so many great salesmen, he was born dirt poor. Selling was his route out, and he embraced it with all his heart:

In relentless campaigns that treated television viewers to as many as 100 commercials a day, Mr. Worthington proclaimed the virtues of the latest gem on the lot while, for example, strapped to the wing of a soaring biplane or standing on his head on the hood of a car — a visible demonstration of his motto, “I will stand upon my head until my ears are turning red to make a deal.”


In the background, a chorus of male voices and frantic banjo pickers sang a jingle to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It,” each of its many verses ending with the tag line: “Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal.”

The madness only escalated. When a rival dealer began using a pet dog in his television advertisements in the early 1970s, Mr. Worthington rustled up a gorilla and told the audience: “Howdy, I’m Cal Worthington and this is my dog Spot. I found this little fella down at the pound and he’s so full of love.”


Spot reappeared as a hippo, an iguana and a snake, but never a dog. In other Spot spots, which ran until the 1980s, Mr. Worthington rode Shamu the killer whale at an aquatic theme park while waving his cowboy hat, chauffeured a tiger in a golf cart and sat astride an elephant. All the while, the Cal chorus belted out the promise of fabulous deals:


If you need a better car, go see Cal.
For the best deal by far, go see Cal.
If you want your payments low, if you want to save some dough,
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal.


The exuberant cheesiness of Mr. Worthington’s ads made him a folk hero, as much a part of California popular culture as Woodies with surfboards on the roof or Orange Julius stands. He was a frequent guest on “The Tonight Show,” where Johnny Carson performed ad parodies. He appeared as himself in the 1973 Jack Lemmon film “Save the Tiger” and was the model for the car salesman played by Ted Danson in the 1993 film “Made in America.” He even infiltrated Thomas Pynchon’s novel “Inherent Vice.”

Amazingly, he never owned a car, preferring to borrow them off his own lots. The obituary ends with this: 

“I never much liked the car business,” Mr. Worthington said in 2007. “I just kind of got trapped in it after the war. I didn’t have the skills to do anything else. I just wanted to fly.”


A couple of his ads:

An interview with him:


Punishing the entrepreneurial class. Why Steve Cohen is in such trouble while bank CEOs aren’t.

John Cassidy has a great discussion of this at

It’s a question that’s been nagging at me for some time. Not a desire to see anyone be punished so much as a desire for the punishment of white collar crime to seem less arbitrary.

Steve Cohen, Jamie Dimon and Brian Moynihan. Only one of these guys is in deep trouble with the SEC.

Steve Cohen, Jamie Dimon and Brian Moynihan. Only one of these guys is in deep trouble with the SEC.

Compare the fates of Steve Cohen of SAC and the CEOs of JPMorgan and Bank of America. Cohen has been pursued for the better part of ten years. His outside investors have largely abandoned his funds. He has already paid $616 million in fines to the SEC to settle civil accusations of insider trading. But that wasn’t enough. His firm was indicted and now prosecutors are said to be considering going after the bulk of Cohen’s fortune, on the grounds that it may have been earned through insider trading. 

Steven Cohen is not an easy man to sympathize with. The few scraps of information which seep out of his cloistered world suggest a brooding, demanding character consumed by accumulating wealth and its trophies, notably art.  He seeks neither the limelight nor popular acclaim.

It may be that the SEC has further evidence on Mr. Cohen which would freeze the blood. But for now, his punishment seems extreme in the context of what we have seen in the financial industry these past few years. Wall Street executives guilty of what seem more epic and socially harmful misdeeds, have been allowed to write settlement checks with shareholder money and walk away untouched.

A shortlist of recent major bank settlements. Last month JPMorgan agreed with the Federal Energy and Regulatory Commission to pay $410 million to settle allegations that it manipulated energy markets in California and the Midwest. A couple of weeks earlier, Citigroup paid $968 million to settle charges that it sold faulty mortgages to Fannie Mae. Goldman Sachs paid $550 million in 2010 to settle charges that it misled investors in a subprime mortgage deal. In January, the major banks agreed a collective $20 billion settlement of charges of irregular mortgage and foreclosure practices. HSBC and Standard Chartered Bank were heavily fined for facilitating transactions with sanctions-barred countries such as Iran, Sudan and Libya. Then there were settlements for improperly increasing minimum payments for credit cardholders and overdraft fees for debit card users. @PeterEavis writes in today’s @Dealbook of the reverberative effect of $GS’s sub-prime trades among homeowners.

Yet the banks rumble on. Their executives keep getting paid and their business remain in rude health. Every time they are accused of filching from the public, they their fine and move along, protected by their size. No one, including the SEC, wants them going down, no matter the cumulative impression created by all these settlements that these are organizations either too complex to manage or ethically badly astray.

The only bankers brought to court seem to be the underlings, junior figures like Fabrice Tourre of Goldman Sachs, and now a couple of JPMorgan bankers involved in the disastrous “whale” trades.

Let’s say that the punishment already dealt Mr. Cohen and his business is justified. That he is not just an enabler of insider trading but an insider trader himself. To use the SEC’s own language, he would  be guilty of having undermined “investor confidence in the fairness and integrity of the securities markets”.

On the books, insider trading is a crime, but eminent economists debate whether it should be. Milton Friedman said it brings information more quickly to the market, so we need more of insider trading, not less. On the other hand, a healthy, liquid securities market depends on the appearance of fairness.

There is no such debate over the cases settled by the major banks. They have been repeatedly and convincingly accused of stiffing thousands of their clients, and doing plenty to undermine investor confidence in the fairness and integrity of the financial services markets.

Mr. Cohen is still $9 billion and change away from the poor house. No one will shed tears for him or any other billionaire caught in the SEC’s crosshairs. Perhaps he should have settled earlier to save his business and reputation.

But it is worth remembering that he is part of the entrepreneurial class in finance. Hedge fund founders innovate, take risks, create jobs and if successful are rewarded lavishly for their efforts. The danger is that at the first whiff of trouble, their investors skitter. The SEC knows this. They can destroy a hedge fund just by announcing an investigation.

Banks, by comparison, are the corporate class. Their executives seem to get away with doing the most appalling things. Technicalities aside, treating the two classes so differently, the SEC is sending a message about the behaviors it is willing to tolerate. Rough stuff from bank executives, but a much higher standard from hedge funds.

If I were Mr. Cohen, I’d feel quite righteously cross. And if I were a senior executive at a major bank, I’d feel grateful to be able to fire and duck behind such impregnable, corporate walls.

The 7-touch rule in Sales

l strongly recommend reading Atul Gawande’s piece in the 7/29 New Yorker on how innovations spread. He focuses on medicine – he is a surgeon after all. But his piece has wide resonance for innovators and salespeople in every field.

In explaining why some innovations spread rapidly, and others don’t, he differentiates between innovations which have immediate, positive effects and those which take a while for their benefits to be seen. The former category tends to spread faster.

In the mid-19th century, anesthesia was rapidly adopted, because it offered an immediate benefit to patients by reducing their pain, and to doctors, by making operations much less traumatic. By contrast, the use of antiseptic spray during operations was adopted far more slowly, despite its huge benefits in reducing infection in the operating room. The reason, Gawande writes, was that germs aren’t visible. Their effects take time to materialize. And doctors hated having to work in a mist of antiseptic spray.

“This has been the pattern of many important but stalled ideas. They attack problems that are big but, to most people, invisible; and making them work can be tedious, if not outright painful. The global destruction wrought by a warming climate, the health damage from our over-sugared modern diet, the economic and social disaster of our trillion dollars in unpaid student debt—these things worsen imperceptibly every day. Meanwhile, the carbolic-acid remedies to them, all requiring individual sacrifice of one kind or another, struggle to get anywhere.”

If you’re in sales, it’s worth thinking about Gawande’s distinction. Is what you’re selling of immediate, tangible benefit? Or will the benefits take time for the user to appreciate? Then adapt your sales approach accordingly, perhaps using the 7-touch approach he describes later:

“In the era of the iPhone, Facebook, and Twitter, we’ve become enamored of ideas that spread as effortlessly as ether. We want frictionless, “turnkey” solutions to the major difficulties of the world—hunger, disease, poverty. We prefer instructional videos to teachers, drones to troops, incentives to institutions. People and institutions can feel messy and anachronistic. They introduce, as the engineers put it, uncontrolled variability.

But technology and incentive programs are not enough. “Diffusion is essentially a social process through which people talking to people spread an innovation,” wrote Everett Rogers, the great scholar of how new ideas are communicated and spread. Mass media can introduce a new idea to people. But, Rogers showed, people follow the lead of other people they know and trust when they decide whether to take it up. Every change requires effort, and the decision to make that effort is a social process.

This is something that salespeople understand well. I once asked a pharmaceutical rep how he persuaded doctors—who are notoriously stubborn—to adopt a new medicine. Evidence is not remotely enough, he said, however strong a case you may have. You must also apply “the rule of seven touches.” Personally “touch” the doctors seven times, and they will come to know you; if they know you, they might trust you; and, if they trust you, they will change. That’s why he stocked doctors’ closets with free drug samples in person. Then he could poke his head around the corner and ask, “So how did your daughter Debbie’s soccer game go?” Eventually, this can become “Have you seen this study on our new drug? How about giving it a try?” As the rep had recognized, human interaction is the key force in overcoming resistance and speeding change.”

Recent journalism

I’ve been writing various reviews, columns and features over the past three months in my usual venues, the Financial Times and The Wall Street Journal  and thought it worth gathering them here. Most are behind paywalls – newspapers have to make money somehow – but some are accessible for free.

On July 30, I reviewed Daniel Isenberg’s new book Worthless, Impossible, Stupid: How Contrarian Entrepreneurs Create and Capture Extraordinary Value for the WSJ. It has some interesting and inspiring stories in it, though I felt Isenberg got rather tangled in trying to justify the financial motivations of many successful entrepreneurs. He seemed loath to admit that Gordon Gekko was right, that in a free market, greed, very often, is good. It makes the whole system work.

On May 22, I reviewed Rolf Dobelli’s The Art of Thinking Clearly, a compendium of behavioral psychology and neuroscience findings of the past two decades, and on June 24 Adam Lebor’s interesting history of the Bank of International Settlements, The Tower of Basel, both for the WSJ.

July 1, I wrote an oped in the WSJ, Big Data Hasn’t Changed Everything, in which I tried to explain the limits of big data. Yes, it has extraordinary potential in all kinds of scientific and business fields. But I fear it becoming another passing management fad. Ultimately, there’s a limit on how much data even the most sophisticated manager can absorb.

I’ve also been cranking away for the Financial Times’ peerless management pages. You can read all my FT pieces here.

August 6th 2013: The new breed of education startups.

July 29, on the leadership style of Pope Francis.

July 24th on which perks work and which don’t.

July 15th, new thinking on grabbing and wielding corporate power.

Smack down in America’s malls. High-touch vs. no-touch sales.

Derek Thompson wrote a piece in the Atlantic in May, Death of the Salesmen: Technology’s Threat to Retail Jobs. It captures well a situation evident to anyone who has visited a mall recently.

Stores are basically divided in two today. Those with next to no salespeople, who are competing entirely on price. And those who believe customers will pay for service. It’s Walmart vs. Apple. JC Penney became a battleground for between these two approaches under its former CEO Ron Johnson, who came from Apple.

The high-touch, Ron Johnson approach isn't for everyone. Image:

The high-touch, Ron Johnson approach isn’t for everyone. Image:

He tried to bring the high-touch approach, but JC Penney’s customers showed no interest in paying for it. The only “customer experience” they wanted was low, low prices.

Thompson sums up the situation in his final three paragraphs.

“Some stores have resisted the temptation to cut workers—and have benefited from higher sales and happier customers. Costco, Trader Joe’s, and QuikTrip not only have more (and better-paid) salespeople, but also report more sales per employee than their immediate competitors, according to research by Zeynep Ton, a professor at MIT’s Sloan School of Management. Other stores, like Uniqlo, a mid-level fashion retailer, and Wegmans, a grocery chain, have similarly demonstrated that you don’t need to embrace retail’s post-employee strategy to make a strong profit.

Increasingly, there seem to be two kinds of stores—those in a race to the price bottom, and those closely guarding the patina of a shopping experience. Perhaps that’s because, more and more, there are two distinct kinds of customers. There are the low- and middle-income families—squeezed between cheap wages and the high cost of essentials like education and health care—who hunt bargains. And then there are the urban bourgeois—those who rely on Trader Joe’s for lunches and Apple for phones—who are rich enough to value something above the very lowest price. “Walmart, focused on the bottom 50 percent with efficiency, is competing on price,” said Leonard Nakamura. “But stores like Wegmans aren’t. They’re competing on experience.”

When Ron Johnson, the architect of Apple’s lily-white showrooms, became the CEO of JCPenney in 2011, he brought with him a specific approach. “People come to the Apple store for the experience—and they’re willing to pay a premium for that,” he wrote in Harvard Business Review. A year and a half after Johnson pledged to replace coupons with culture, causing sales to plummet, he resigned. It would seem that customers besieged by stagnant wages and household debt don’t want a shopping experience, after all. They just want their coupons. Ironically, it is precisely this always-low-prices mind-set that has decimated retail as an American jobs engine. Cheap prices and cheap workers—that is our vicious cycle, and the ultimate American shopping bargain. We are getting exactly what we pay for.”


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